Thanks Again to Varun for sending jokes...

Aurat ko chut ki gehrai pe naaz hay to humain bhi apne land ki lambai pe naaz hay.Ager uski chut shabnam ka shabab hay to hamara land bhi LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hay
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Wife says to husband,Did u know that a bull can manage sex everyday thats 365 times a year? husband replies: Yes, but he doesnt have to fuck the same cow everytime!
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Light weight
Question= es Duniya mein sab say halki cheez kia hai ?
Answer= is LUN coz woh sirf khayal say bhe uth jata hai :>
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Q.what is difference between watch & wife:


A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to
band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai
krishna kare to ramleela hum karain to karekter dheela krishna kare to swami hum karain to harami krishna kare to chamatkar hum karain to balatkar .
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jab jab hamain pyass lagti hay un k anay ki ass lagti hay un ki dewangee main ho gaye itnay dewanay k har larki ki man saas lagti hay
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larka:- larkian to pepsi ki tarhan hoti hain dil karta hay peetay jao peetay jao...'
larki:- larkay to sheezan ki tarhan hotay hain jab maza anay laga to khatam.
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Man marries a deaf gal.he mimes,lets make a code! if i want sex i'll squeeze ur breast,in responce u can pull my penis once for YES and 50 times for NO
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
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Aurat ko chut ki gehrai pe naaz hay to humain bhi apne land ki lambai pe naaz hay.Ager uski chut shabnam ka shabab hay to hamara land bhi LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hay

Jokes sent by one of mobile subscriber Varun Bisht

teacher


bachon kia bata saktay ho k billi k itnay saray bachay kyn hotay hain


ek student khara hota hai or kehta hai miss aap bhi bahir nangi ghumaien to aap k bhi itnay saray bachay hongay
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Aik bachi roz sonay say pehlay apni barri behan k kamray k bahir say jhankti hai...


aik baar woh samnay say guzarti hai to uski behan nangi apni phuddi per haath rakh k keh rahi hoti hai "Aah mujhay mard chahiye... mujhay mard chahiye."


Bachi ignore kar deti hai...


Issi tarah dosray din hota hai... or phir teesray din... or phir chotthay din bachi dekhti hai k uski behan k kamray mian waqai aik mard haiBachi bohat khush hoti hai... woh samajhti hai k shayad yeh mangnay ka tareeqa hai... woh bhaag k apni behan k kamray man jaati hai or kapray utar k apni phuddi pay haath mal k kehti hai "Aah mujhay cycle chahiye, mujhay cycle chahiye..."
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Pehle usne utari saari.


Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.


Phir diya blouse utar


Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar


Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar
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ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"


dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga "
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BUSH baraa chalak hai....... 9 bachoon ka bap hai.. BUSH. bara nirala hai .10wa bhi aanay wala hai........waise aapus ki baat hai.........is sab main USAMA ka haath hai
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It is scientifically prove that k Bachpan mein gand maranay walay loog seedhay hath mein mobile pakartay hein don't change ur now its too late
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A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai


girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai


thn


A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai


Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai
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larka sarak par khari larki se kehta hai


o o jane jana dhundhe tujhe deewana


larki reply karti hai


mere ghar pay roz aa k mere bhai se gand marwana

Jokes sent by one of mobile subscriber Varun Bisht

1 Ladka CallGirl ko upar baitha k sex kar raha tha
BOY-Tum daily kitna kama leti ho?
CalGirl-2000
BOY-Sach batao
CalGirl-Roji pe baithi hu,Jhooth nahi bolungi.
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Phool murjate acche nahi lagte.
Aap nunu khujate acche nahi lagte.
Umar hai shadi kar lo.
Roz Roz bathroom mein hilate acche nahi lagte….
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Sardar ji apko logon nay kyon mara ?
Sardar, arrey yar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,main nay kaha “ Madam zara saari upar kijiye,photo lena hai”
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Son : papa wo kon si chise hai jis kay har taraf baal hain.
Father : chup kar stupid.
Son : papa main bataon , “AAKHin” !
FATHER : OH yeah….
Son : papa aap nunu samajh rahay thay na.
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Milli bohat saza unse dil laganay ki ,
Nazar lag gayee hamaray pyar ko zamanay ki,
Kabar say niklay huway dono hath khatay hain,
Arzo rah gayee uskay boobs dabanay ki.

Condom Use Karne Se Enjoyment Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padta

Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha. Teacher: “Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.” Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle Sex Kiya Hua Thha, Ye Sun Kar Boli. Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak Padta Hai [...]

WHY GIRLS PUT MOBILE PHONES IN BRA

Question
Q……..Y do girls dont put mobile phones in their BRA?
A………Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Butter Milk..

Wifes Brassiere

Customer: my wife needs a brazer but i don’t know the size
Sales girl: Its OK touch my b****t and try to calculate
Customer: Oh! I forgot she needs underwear too.