Jokes sent by one of mobile subscriber Varun Bisht

1 Ladka CallGirl ko upar baitha k sex kar raha tha
BOY-Tum daily kitna kama leti ho?
CalGirl-2000
BOY-Sach batao
CalGirl-Roji pe baithi hu,Jhooth nahi bolungi.
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Phool murjate acche nahi lagte.
Aap nunu khujate acche nahi lagte.
Umar hai shadi kar lo.
Roz Roz bathroom mein hilate acche nahi lagte….
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Sardar ji apko logon nay kyon mara ?
Sardar, arrey yar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,main nay kaha “ Madam zara saari upar kijiye,photo lena hai”
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Son : papa wo kon si chise hai jis kay har taraf baal hain.
Father : chup kar stupid.
Son : papa main bataon , “AAKHin” !
FATHER : OH yeah….
Son : papa aap nunu samajh rahay thay na.
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Milli bohat saza unse dil laganay ki ,
Nazar lag gayee hamaray pyar ko zamanay ki,
Kabar say niklay huway dono hath khatay hain,
Arzo rah gayee uskay boobs dabanay ki.