Jokes sent by one of mobile subscriber Varun Bisht

teacher


bachon kia bata saktay ho k billi k itnay saray bachay kyn hotay hain


ek student khara hota hai or kehta hai miss aap bhi bahir nangi ghumaien to aap k bhi itnay saray bachay hongay
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Aik bachi roz sonay say pehlay apni barri behan k kamray k bahir say jhankti hai...


aik baar woh samnay say guzarti hai to uski behan nangi apni phuddi per haath rakh k keh rahi hoti hai "Aah mujhay mard chahiye... mujhay mard chahiye."


Bachi ignore kar deti hai...


Issi tarah dosray din hota hai... or phir teesray din... or phir chotthay din bachi dekhti hai k uski behan k kamray mian waqai aik mard haiBachi bohat khush hoti hai... woh samajhti hai k shayad yeh mangnay ka tareeqa hai... woh bhaag k apni behan k kamray man jaati hai or kapray utar k apni phuddi pay haath mal k kehti hai "Aah mujhay cycle chahiye, mujhay cycle chahiye..."
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Pehle usne utari saari.


Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.


Phir diya blouse utar


Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar


Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar
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ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"


dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga "
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BUSH baraa chalak hai....... 9 bachoon ka bap hai.. BUSH. bara nirala hai .10wa bhi aanay wala hai........waise aapus ki baat hai.........is sab main USAMA ka haath hai
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It is scientifically prove that k Bachpan mein gand maranay walay loog seedhay hath mein mobile pakartay hein don't change ur now its too late
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A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai


girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai


thn


A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai


Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai
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larka sarak par khari larki se kehta hai


o o jane jana dhundhe tujhe deewana


larki reply karti hai


mere ghar pay roz aa k mere bhai se gand marwana