Thanks Again to Varun for sending jokes...

Aurat ko chut ki gehrai pe naaz hay to humain bhi apne land ki lambai pe naaz hay.Ager uski chut shabnam ka shabab hay to hamara land bhi LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hay
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Wife says to husband,Did u know that a bull can manage sex everyday thats 365 times a year? husband replies: Yes, but he doesnt have to fuck the same cow everytime!
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Light weight
Question= es Duniya mein sab say halki cheez kia hai ?
Answer= is LUN coz woh sirf khayal say bhe uth jata hai :>
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Q.what is difference between watch & wife:


A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to
band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai
krishna kare to ramleela hum karain to karekter dheela krishna kare to swami hum karain to harami krishna kare to chamatkar hum karain to balatkar .
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jab jab hamain pyass lagti hay un k anay ki ass lagti hay un ki dewangee main ho gaye itnay dewanay k har larki ki man saas lagti hay
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larka:- larkian to pepsi ki tarhan hoti hain dil karta hay peetay jao peetay jao...'
larki:- larkay to sheezan ki tarhan hotay hain jab maza anay laga to khatam.
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Man marries a deaf gal.he mimes,lets make a code! if i want sex i'll squeeze ur breast,in responce u can pull my penis once for YES and 50 times for NO
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
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Aurat ko chut ki gehrai pe naaz hay to humain bhi apne land ki lambai pe naaz hay.Ager uski chut shabnam ka shabab hay to hamara land bhi LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hay